khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 


(Source: ruinedchildhood)


death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: coolthisfox)


batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

(Source: robbstark)